{"product_id":"2027-funny-dachshund-wall-calendar","title":"🐶2027 Funny Dachshund Wall Calendar – Sarcastic Sausage Dog Calendar, A4 Monthly Dog Lover Gift","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .dach-wrap { max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: 'Avenir Next','Helvetica Neue','Segoe UI',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color: #2d2d2d; line-height: 1.8; letter-spacing: .15px; background: #ffffff; padding: 10px 0; box-sizing: border-box; }\n  .dach-wrap .section-title { font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 3px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #e07a2a; margin: 0 0 14px 0; }\n  .dach-wrap h2 { font-size: 26px; font-weight: 900; color: #e07a2a; margin: 0 0 10px 0; letter-spacing: -0.5px; line-height: 1.3; }\n  .dach-wrap h3 { font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; color: #e07a2a; margin: 0 0 10px 0; letter-spacing: -0.2px; line-height: 1.4; }\n  .dach-wrap p { font-size: 16px; color: #4a4a4a; margin: 0 0 14px 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .divider { border: none; border-top: 1px solid #ececec; margin: 32px 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .feature { margin-bottom: 32px; }\n  .dach-wrap .feature img { width: 100%; height: auto; display: block; border-radius: 14px; margin: 0 0 14px 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .feature p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .spec-section { margin-bottom: 32px; }\n  .dach-wrap .spec-section p { margin: 0 0 6px 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .spec-section p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .notes-section p { font-size: 15px; color: #6b6b6b; margin: 0 0 6px 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .notes-section p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }\n  .dach-wrap .perfect-list p { margin: 0 0 6px 0; font-size: 16px; }\n  .dach-wrap .perfect-list p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }\n  @media (max-width: 600px) { .dach-wrap h2 { font-size: 22px; } }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dach-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== 顶部引入 ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🌭 A Year of Short Legs \u0026amp; Big Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; color: #6b6b6b; font-size: 17px; margin: 0 0 14px 0;\"\u003eMeet the dog who doesn't take orders — \u003cstrong\u003ehe gives them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; color: #6b6b6b; font-size: 17px; margin: 0 0 24px 0;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong style=\"color: #e07a2a;\"\u003e2027 Funny Dachshund Wall Calendar\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for sausage dog lovers who know that these little dogs may have short legs, but they definitely have \u003cstrong\u003ebig personalities\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 主图 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.webfastcdn.com\/image\/9cddd1e26959214004e7dcf7088d6770fd6530b4.png\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== FEATURES ===== --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-title\"\u003e✨ FEATURES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e😉 12 Months of Dachshund Attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach month features a funny dachshund situation paired with a witty, relatable quote. Featuring a different hilarious dachshund scene and sarcastic quote for every month, this calendar brings plenty of personality to your home, office, kitchen, or workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.webfastcdn.com\/image\/20087a304af37b80911e7a20ab41cad95d048e85.png\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌭 Made for Sausage Dog Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who thinks dachshunds are cute, stubborn, dramatic — and secretly in charge of the entire household. Short legs. Big attitude. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.webfastcdn.com\/image\/ffaef479329901154cc7d9a92b189b480704a7fa.png\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点3 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📅 2027 Monthly Calendar\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy a full year of humorous dachshund artwork while keeping track of appointments, birthdays, plans and important dates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.webfastcdn.com\/image\/133164e0dfacf8112255dec682a17363fe239ebc.png\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点4 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 A4 Wall Calendar\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe practical A4 format makes it easy to display while providing plenty of space for everyday planning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.webfastcdn.com\/image\/f6ccde5628239fd096c39f39d8c7729fc942201e.png\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点5 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎁 A Fun Gift for Dog Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA great gift idea for dachshund owners, dog mums, dog dads, friends, family members and anyone obsessed with sausage dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== PERFECT FOR ===== --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-title\"\u003e🐶 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"perfect-list\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Dachshund owners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Sausage dog lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Dog mums \u0026amp; dog dads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Funny gift lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Pet lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Home \u0026amp; office décor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Christmas gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Birthday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e· Secret Santa gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== PRODUCT DETAILS ===== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spec-section\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-title\"\u003e📋 PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2027 Dachshund Wall Calendar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e A4\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCalendar:\u003c\/strong\u003e January–December 2027\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny \u0026amp; Sarcastic Dachshund\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Humorous \/ Cute \/ Playful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wall hanging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== SPEC ===== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spec-section\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-title\"\u003e📋 SPEC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColour: As Shown\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== PACKAGE INCLUDES ===== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spec-section\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-title\"\u003e📦 PACKAGE INCLUDES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 x Dachshund Wall Calendar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ===== NOTES ===== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"notes-section\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-title\"\u003e⚠️ NOTES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease ensure the mounting hook is secure before hanging to prevent accidental falls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep the calendar away from direct sunlight and moisture to help prevent paper fading or warping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"chiclairy","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1 \/ Dimensions: 28 x 21 cm","offer_id":59164082995340,"sku":"LE30554707","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"🔥Buy 2 \/ Dimensions: 28 x 21 cm","offer_id":59164083028108,"sku":"LE30554707*2","price":12.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"🔥🔥Buy 3 Get 1 Free \u0026 🚀Free Shipping - 4PCS \/ Dimensions: 28 x 21 cm","offer_id":59172129931404,"sku":"LE30554707*4","price":25.97,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2549\/4668\/files\/9cddd1e26959214004e7dcf7088d6770fd6530b4.jpg?v=1789525109","url":"https:\/\/chiclairy.com\/products\/2027-funny-dachshund-wall-calendar","provider":"chiclairy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}